**Here is the the list of possible commands at this point in time:**
**!help**: show this help blurb.
**!help command**: show extra help for **command**, if it exists.
**!maki** or **!monday**: Posts a picture of Maki. Don't forget to praise on Monday!
**!mixes**: post link to my fire mixtapes.
**!rmix**: post link to a random mix of mine.
**!sleep**: Some cat tells you to sleep.
**!pokeme**: make the bot poke you gently.
**!switch**: display time until the switch comes out!
**!smash**: display time until Smash comes out!
**!wtf**: Don't use unless you want a wall of copypasta.
**!ups**: Print the status of the main UPS. Updated once a minute.
**!tohru**: Posts a random pic of the one and only Tohru!
**!setplaying**: Sets the bot's Now Playing status to whatever you say (eg !setplaying with Tohru).
**!resetplaying**: Resets the bot's Now Playing status.
**!xkcd**: Posts xkcd comics (random, specific, or latest).
**!earth** or **!earthporn**: Posts a random submission from /r/EarthPorn's top this week.
**!porn**: Posts a random link from one of the 'porn' subreddits (not actually NSFW).
**!kill** or **!restart**: Kill the bot process so that it can automatically restart with the new version (only pocketjawa can use these).
**!joke**: Posts a random joke from /r/Jokes.
**!8ball**: You ask a question, it answeres. Simple!
**!conch** or **!magicconch**: Same as the 8ball command but waaaaay cooler! :shell:
**!giveaway prize**: Do a giveaway based on users reacting with the emoji you react with secretly. Use in private and replace prize with an actual prize!
**!np**: Posts currently playing info for ToukuFM.
**!roll**: Rolls any number of dice! Use like `!roll d20`, `!roll 2d6`, or `!roll 3d6 d20`
**!fmskip station**: Tells LiquidSoap to skip the currently playing track on **station** on JawaFM.
**!swear**: Make me swear!