Here is the the list of possible commands at this point in time:
!help: show this help blurb
!maki: Don't forget to praise on Monday!
!mixes: post link to my fire mixtapes
!sleep: sleep for like 5 seconds for some reason
!pokeme: make the bot poke you gently
!switch: display time until the switch comes out!
!wtf: Don't use unless you want a wall of copypasta
!ups: Print the status of the main UPS. Updated once a minute.