Initial commit

ends.txt

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+licker
+wizard
+muncher
+guzzler
+wanker
+fucker

main.go

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+package main
+
+import (
+	"bufio"
+	"fmt"
+	"github.com/aws/aws-lambda-go/events"
+	"github.com/aws/aws-lambda-go/lambda"
+	"math/rand"
+	"net/http"
+	"os"
+	"strings"
+	"time"
+)
+
+var nouns = []string{}
+var verbs = []string{}
+var ends = []string{}
+var nends = []string{}
+
+func init() {
+	rand.Seed(time.Now().UnixNano())
+	nouns, _ = readFile("nouns.txt")
+	verbs, _ = readFile("verbs.txt")
+	ends, _ = readFile("ends.txt")
+	nends = append(nouns, ends...)
+}
+
+func readFile(path string) ([]string, error) {
+	file, err := os.Open(path)
+	if err != nil {
+		return nil, err
+	}
+	defer file.Close()
+
+	var lines []string
+	scanner := bufio.NewScanner(file)
+	for scanner.Scan() {
+		lines = append(lines, scanner.Text())
+	}
+	return lines, scanner.Err()
+}
+
+func getWord(wordlist []string) string {
+	return wordlist[rand.Intn(len(wordlist))]
+}
+
+func genSwear() string {
+	swear := "default"
+	r := rand.Intn(4)
+	switch r {
+	case 1:
+		swear = getWord(nouns) + "-" + getWord(verbs) + " " + getWord(nends)
+	case 2:
+		swear = getWord(nouns) + "-" + getWord(ends)
+	case 3:
+		swear = getWord(nouns) + "-" + getWord(verbs) + " " + getWord(nouns) + " " + getWord(ends)
+	default:
+		swear = getWord(nouns) + "-" + getWord(nends)
+	}
+	return strings.Title(swear)
+}
+
+func HandleRequest() (events.APIGatewayProxyResponse, error) {
+	return events.APIGatewayProxyResponse{
+		StatusCode: http.StatusOK,
+		Body:       fmt.Sprintf(genSwear()),
+	}, nil
+}
+
+func main() {
+	lambda.Start(HandleRequest)
+}

nouns.txt

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+anus
+ass
+badger
+bag
+ball
+bitch
+breath
+bubble
+bucket
+burger
+butter
+canoe
+cheese
+clown
+cluster
+cock
+cum
+dick
+douche
+dumpster
+face
+fanny
+flap
+fuck
+goblin
+head
+hole
+house
+jizz
+jockey
+knob
+magnet
+muffin
+nose
+nugget
+nut
+pancake
+piss
+pouch
+puddle
+rectum
+sack
+sandwich
+scrote
+scrotum
+shit
+stain
+stick
+tampon
+thunder
+tit
+trumpet
+twat
+waffle
+wank
+weasel
+weed
+wipe
+soggy

verbs.txt

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+eating
+guzzling
+licking
+smelling
+poking
+cooking
+touching