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pocketjawa 4 years ago
parent b8ab3d0f32
commit 6eba445959

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licker
wizard
muncher
guzzler
wanker
fucker

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package main
import (
"bufio"
"fmt"
"github.com/aws/aws-lambda-go/events"
"github.com/aws/aws-lambda-go/lambda"
"math/rand"
"net/http"
"os"
"strings"
"time"
)
var nouns = []string{}
var verbs = []string{}
var ends = []string{}
var nends = []string{}
func init() {
rand.Seed(time.Now().UnixNano())
nouns, _ = readFile("nouns.txt")
verbs, _ = readFile("verbs.txt")
ends, _ = readFile("ends.txt")
nends = append(nouns, ends...)
}
func readFile(path string) ([]string, error) {
file, err := os.Open(path)
if err != nil {
return nil, err
}
defer file.Close()
var lines []string
scanner := bufio.NewScanner(file)
for scanner.Scan() {
lines = append(lines, scanner.Text())
}
return lines, scanner.Err()
}
func getWord(wordlist []string) string {
return wordlist[rand.Intn(len(wordlist))]
}
func genSwear() string {
swear := "default"
r := rand.Intn(4)
switch r {
case 1:
swear = getWord(nouns) + "-" + getWord(verbs) + " " + getWord(nends)
case 2:
swear = getWord(nouns) + "-" + getWord(ends)
case 3:
swear = getWord(nouns) + "-" + getWord(verbs) + " " + getWord(nouns) + " " + getWord(ends)
default:
swear = getWord(nouns) + "-" + getWord(nends)
}
return strings.Title(swear)
}
func HandleRequest() (events.APIGatewayProxyResponse, error) {
return events.APIGatewayProxyResponse{
StatusCode: http.StatusOK,
Body: fmt.Sprintf(genSwear()),
}, nil
}
func main() {
lambda.Start(HandleRequest)
}

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anus
ass
badger
bag
ball
bitch
breath
bubble
bucket
burger
butter
canoe
cheese
clown
cluster
cock
cum
dick
douche
dumpster
face
fanny
flap
fuck
goblin
head
hole
house
jizz
jockey
knob
magnet
muffin
nose
nugget
nut
pancake
piss
pouch
puddle
rectum
sack
sandwich
scrote
scrotum
shit
stain
stick
tampon
thunder
tit
trumpet
twat
waffle
wank
weasel
weed
wipe
soggy

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eating
guzzling
licking
smelling
poking
cooking
touching
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